Please join in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated
pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was
piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
described Dough boy as a man who never knew how much
he was kneaded. Dough boy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was not considered a very smart
cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he
still was a crusty old man and was considered a
positive roll model for millions.
Dough boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had
one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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